Twenty Questions from Harlequin: Johnny’s Answers

Please answer all questions to the best of your ability— write what you believe. (Flip and sassy answers are entertaining but seldom useful for these purposes. False answers designed to mislead me and protect your identity will waste our time, and annoy the pig.) I will keep the answers in strictest confidence. If a question seems ambiguous, choose an interpretation and answer that. Answers may be as long or short as you deem appropriate. You need not be sober when answering these questions: in vino veritas. If you find yourself considering “I don’t know” for an answer, try thinking of all the answers you would disagree with until you find something acceptable to yourself.

1. What’s your favourite colour?

    

2. What do you want to wear at your next costume party?

    

3. Under what circumstances, if any, would you sacrifice your life?

    

4. What do you like or dislike about traveling?

    

5. What makes life worthwhile for you?

    

6. What’s the best thing you’ve ever done?

    

7. Do you want to study warfare or magic?

    

8. What’s your favourite number?

    

9. How do you believe the universe works?

    

10. What sort of education have you acquired, and how? Did you enjoy the process?

     

11. Is there a great figure from mythology, literature, or the media that you identify with? If so, which?

     

12. What kinds of animal do you like to spend time with? Why?

     

13. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

     

14. Why are you running the shadows?

     

15. Under what circumstances, if any, would you betray your friends?

     

16. What’s your best party trick or show-off stunt?

     

17. What manner of dying do you fear most?

     

18. What do you expect to experience after you die?

     

19. Is there an aspect of yourself you would like to change or part with? If so, what?

     

20. How would you like to retire?