The Top Ten Reasons to Go Into Bull-Fighting

• 10. You were rejected as a rodeo clown.

• 9. Red is your favorite color.

• 8. Need a fall-back if they ban dwarf-tossing.

• 7. You've always loved animals.

• 6. All the free steak you can shake a sword at.

• 5. Two words: Toreador Pants!

• 4. You've always hated animals.

• 3. Only have to work on Sundays.

• 2. You think "Olé!" means you're gonna get some.

  And the number one reason to go into bullfighting...

• You've got a beef with the beef.