The Top Ten Things Joe and Mr. Squishy Will Do Now That the Booth is Empty

• 10. All the show tunes you can shake a stick at.

• 9. Actually play some music.

• 8. Say "P------k" without it being a straight line.

• 7. College Hockey, College Hockey, College Hockey!

• 6. More J poetry.

• 5. Two words: rollerderby tournament.

• 4. Dig through the record stacks, if you know what I mean.

• 3. Test the scratch resistance of the record library.

• 2. It's time for the sad accordian music.

  And the number one thing Joe and Mr. Squishy will do now that the booth is empty...

• More fudge sticks for us!