The Top Ten Things We'll Do On FM:

• 10. Clothing-optional listener call-ins

• 9. Call other radio stations and make funny faces

• 8. College Hockey Puck-Cam

• 7. Icelandic Sagas In Stereo!

• 6. 30 seconds of KJUC

• 5. "Dr. Yang, your 69 pizzas are here."

• 4. Spread J poetry over a 90-mile radius

• 3. Amateur piercing night

• 2. You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists

  And the number one thing we'll do on FM...

• Emergency broadcast -- from my pants!