The Top Ten Things Overheard at Social Gatherings of Physics Grad Students

• 10. "I rushed here from the clean room."

• 9. "Everything for me right now is cost."

• 8. "Who wants mucilage?"

• 7. "You know, I should be working."

• 6. "...Kelvin functions, my ass!"

• 5. "That's five sixes to you, Kevin."

• 4. "I guess I'm not getting back to the clean room tonight."

• 3. "So, who brought pigs?"

• 2. "Did you catch `Space Rangers' last week?"

  And the number one thing overheard at social gatherings of physics grad students...

• "This sucks."