The Top Ten Things Overheard at Top Ten List Brainstorming Sessions

• 10. "We need a humorous medical procedure unique to the elderly."

• 9. "Whoa! Blue memo city!"

• 8. "I wish they had donuts with cheese and pepperoni."

• 7. "Well, Sean might get it."

• 6. "I can't write that! Andrea would kill me!"

• 5. "Shh...the speaker is looking this way."

• 4. "Too self-referential?"

• 3. "Let 'em make their own damn joke."

• 2. "Shut up and give me another drink."

  And the number one thing overheard at top ten list brainstorming sessions...

• "Number one has to be `This sucks!'"