The Top Ten Things to Do with Joe Outta the Studio

• 10. Tell you all how cool Dick Dale's song "Mexico" is

• 9. Scorn Brazilian guitar études!

• 8. No one griping about the dirty dishes

• 7. Keep playing the USSR Defense Ministry Band

• 6. Badmouth Cornell's hockey team

• 5. Play all the surf music I want!

• 4. Return to phenomenological method of broadcasting

• 3. Refuse to wear my pants in the studio!

• 2. Claim to be romantically involved with Christina Ricci

  And the number one thing to do with Joe outta the studio...

• Write the damn top ten list two minutes before reading it!