The Top Ten Things "H.T.F." Stands For

• 10. High Test Fudgestick

• 9. That government agency that plays "Glóra" until religious cult leaders leave their compounds

• 8. Housecleaning Through Fireworks

• 7. Holy Tabasco Font

• 6. Hatikvah

• 5. Historical Toad Farm

• 4. Hot Tuna Filet

• 3. Ham Tetrazini Follies

• 2. High Traction Falafel

  And the number one thing "H.T.F" stands for...

• Verisimilitude