The Top Ten Things Overheard Behind the Scenes at the Mr. Squishy Show

• 10. "Don't you think Nellie Moore is sexy?"
• 9. "Just our luck, this is going to be the one Skaface song about fellatio."
• 8. "Do you think a half-hour is enough time to leave for Sci-Fi Summary?"
• 7. "You bastard! You stole my line!"
• 6. "Trust me, it won't be indecent."
• 5. "Quick! We need more pointless crap!"
• 4. "Someone's at the do'..."
• 3. "God, I should be asleep right now."
• 2. "Do we really hate our listeners this much?"

  And the number one thing overheard behind the scenes at the Mr. Squishy Show ...

• "'Sex Bomb'! Play 'Sex Bomb'!"