The Top Ten Embarrassing Ways to Die

• 10. Arc welding in the bathtub
• 9. Auto-erotic immolation
• 8. Being defibrilated with an iron
• 7. The very special love between a man and a lamprey
• 6. Confusing Oil of Olay with oil of vitriol
• 5. Winning the week-old potato salad eating contest at the county fair
• 4. Old Gramps was runblin' like thunder...
• 3. Flagrante delicto with your belt sander
• 2. Not realizing that Fleet's now makes hot glue guns

  And the number one embarrassing way to die...

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