The Top Ten Rejected MLS Team Names

• 10. The Oklahoma City Bombers
• 9. The Washington, DC Rock
• 8. The Los Angeles Gridlock
• 7. The Kansas City Wiz
• 6. The Atlanta Burn
• 5. The Miami Disease-Infested Crocodile-Ridden Swamp
• 4. Ashtabula United
• 3. The St. Helens Eruption
• 2. The Baltimore Jihad

  And the number one rejected MLS team name...

• Big Audio Dynamite